Day One: Ten Things You Want to Say to 10 Different People
1. I may hate a lot of people but I’ve never wished someone dead until I met. Quit trying to ruin my life.
2. Thanks for always being there for me to have vegan milkshakes and remind that Roller Derby is a good thing.
3. I love you but I don’t think this is working. I want to go places in life but all you want me to do is stay here. I’m sorry to say I may go without you.
4. You’re amazing and I don’t know where I would be in life without you. I’m so glad we got over our bullshit and don’t fight anymore. It kills me that you are moving.
5. What can I say, you’re my heterosexual life mate.
6. I know I hate you sometimes, but you’re one of my best friends.
7. You’re the best fake boyfriend a girl could ask for.
8. We have nothing in common but I love you and I love our girls days.
9. You disgust me.
10. Thanks for giving birth to me.
